CHARACTER RELATIONS | INVENTORY [DANGAN ROLEPLAY]

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DAVE STRIDER SHSL KNIGHT as someone from the nineties i can confirm coolkid status hey dave this is you --- Dave isn't really a mystery, per se, but Kayneth really has no idea what to do with this kid. He's the sort of person Kayneth shouldn't like, being a modern-day teenager with no connection to magic... but strangely enough, there's something Kayneth likes about him. Maybe it's the solidarity he feels with the other captives... or maybe it's a refreshing change of pace from what he's used to. Kayneth doesn't know, he's a fucking walnut. Also, he's not old, he's thirty-four. MONOCOINS: Week One X Week One X Week Two X Week Two X NOT DEAD (IN THIS TIMELINE)

ISABELLE PEDIGREE SHSL SECRETARY precious cinnamon doge too beautiful to this game, too pure --- Previous point still stands. Poor, precious, helpful doge, who is super likable even though Kayneth doesn't like regular dogs. Why is she even here? She can't handle a place like this. This is garbage and underhanded. MONOCOINS: Week One X Week One X Truth or Dare X Week Three X NOT DEAD.

ALLISON UNDERHILL SHSL GUILE keep an eye out for those dropbears --- Allie, like Dave, is one of those present day kids that Kayneth is kind of fond of even though he shouldn't be and that's weird and confusing. He has only taught her origami but man why can't his students be like this instead of that fuckwad Waver Velvet Also, he's still not old. MONOCOINS: Week One X Week One X Truth or Dare X NOT DEAD.

URYUU RYUUNOSUKE SHSL "SCULPTOR" is that a kid or is that a squid? that's a kid. that's a squid. that's a kid that's a squid that'sakidthat'sasquidTHAT'SAKIDTHAT'SASQUID --- Kayneth initially thought Ryuunosuke was a good-natured dumbass, but he's surprisingly keen underneath it all. ...which isn't a bad thing, mind, because hates: idiots. However, there are a few unanswered questions here, like... is that a fucking Command Seal? That looks like a Command Seal. I have some questions for you, Coroner-kun. MONOCOINS: Week One X Afterparty One X NOT DEAD.

LAVERNIUS TUCKER SHSL PROPHECY WHAT'S UP, SWEETCAKES? WHO'S HIP ANYWAY? EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY --- What the fuck. What the fuck??? What the fuck!?! MONOCOINS: NOT DEAD.

FUTO MONONOBE SHSL HERMIT sweet theme song ma'am --- Seems agreeable enough, though is a convincing argument as to why that whole thing about Servants getting updates on modern advances was a very good idea. The old style speech is fine, but an elevator isn't going to kill you... MONOCOINS: Afterparty One X NOT DEAD.

RYOJI MOCHIZUKI SHSL HARBRINGER harbringer of stupidity tbh --- A nice enough kid, but seems kind of naive. Will probably not poison him, though. MONOCOINS: NOT DEAD.

SILVER RENAUD SHSL TRADER you magnificent bastard, i read your book --- A bit standoffish, but seems to have a lot of handy skills and to have his head screwed on... reasonably well. What the hell even was trial two. At least he has his priorities in order...? Kayneth can really kind of respect not working well with others, even if he's putting aside his own dislike of it for the sake of survival. ALSO JESUS CHRIST HE'S NOT A GRANDPA HE'S NOT EVEN OLD MONOCOINS: NOT DEAD.

DUSTER WOODYA SHSL THIEF i swear to god if you even think of touching my priceless relic --- An okay guy who seems to be from a simpler time. Seems to be really confused by the fact that Monobear thinks he's a musician... yeah, what's up with that? MONOCOINS: Week Two X NOT DEAD.

KUREHA TSUBAKI SHSL CRACKSHOT lesbian bearkiller sounds like a good name for an utena ost cover band --- Apparently a werebear from Communist Mean Girls Land. What the fuck? Man, Kayneth didn't know her well but the fact that her accidentally getting Harvey to trip down the stairs because she'd gone bear was fucked up as shit, and he is even less impressed with Monobear than usual. MONOCOINS: DEAD.

HARUKA SAIGUSA SHSL REPAIR GIRL everything's coming up moe --- What the hell is Kayneth even going to do with this kid...? Actually, he does kind of respect that she's honest about hating academia and whatnot, because she's genuinely talented in other areas -- and disliking school isn't really the same as being an idiot. It's kind of nice to see someone who's forthright about they want, and while he absolutely wouldn't want her as a student, he accepts that... well... some people really aren't meant to be. It's better to know your weaknesses than to try and fumble through some sort of position that you're not meant for. ...she does need to sit down and think a while about how potentially annoying she can be, though. At least she hasn't called him old yet. MONOCOINS: Week One X Week One X Week Two X Truth or Dare X Week Three X NOT DEAD.

MERIDIANA EVERETT SHSL SEERESS well the joke about part three ending early was pretty good, i thought --- ...wow, that tarot read was surprisingly accurate. Anyway, she's rather endearing and quaint, though he really hasn't paid much attention to her outside of that. He... feels bad about making her cry like a goddamn walnut, though... MONOCOINS: Week Two X NOT DEAD.

HARVEY FINEVOICE SHSL LOUNGE SINGER is it my funny valentine, my funnier valentine, or my funniest valentine --- Ah... it had been fairly nice to have another responsible adult around who wasn't ????????? or teaching children to throw knives in a murder hotel. Kayneth had been reasonably fond of Harvey and was rather put out when he died, really... it had done a number on the group unity, hadn't it? He may not have had the same attachment to the man as much of the rest of the group, but he still felt the effects of his death. MONOCOINS: Week One X HI DEAD, I'M DAD.

DAVID WASHINGTON SHSL RECOVERY he's coming. he's coming. he's coming. --- Why would you teach children to throw knives in the murder hotel? What is wrong with you? MONOCOINS: NOT DEAD.

MAYA FEY SHSL MEDIUM i've got an extra stomach just for sneaking cakes --- Why are there so many good natured teen girls here? Does Monobear have a problem? Anyway, another poor naive individual who seems to get how fucked all of this is, which is nice. Also, she's a medum, but... apparently not? Is this more of those memory shenanigans... MONOCOINS: Week One X NOT DEAD.

ULYSSES LAERTIADES SHSL SPACE PILOT the whole thing was nobody's problem after all --- Thank god there's still one other responsible adult left, and one with actual physical capabilities, aside. Kayneth is a bit... thrown off by Ulysses still, but perhaps he shouldn't be. He... seems to have a vague memory about King Arthur? What the hell? Anyway, it doesn't seem like Ulysses is actually Odysseus, so he... guesses he can accept the space weirdness for now. ...though the fact that he didn't actually do the "nobody" thing is a definite minus in Kayneth's book. MONOCOINS: NOT DEAD.

SHUU TSUKIYAMA SHSL EPICURE the fashion's the smallest disaster here --- Contrary to practically everyone else, apparently, Tsukiyama gets on Kayneth's nerves a bit... it's petty enough that Kayneth hasn't completely devalued his contributions to the group, and he respects Tsukiyama's intellect well enough. But Kayneth's still mildly asspained at the guy for calling him out on his less tactful moments, even if he kind of deserved it, and it's enough that he doesn't really want to spend time with the guy outside of trying to talk strategy. MONOCOINS: Afterparty One X NOT DEAD.

WARIO WARIO SHSL GREED WA-HA-HA! WARIO IS THE WINNER! --- Fuck this guy. Kayneth's glad that this uncultured swine is dead and isn't stinking up the place and trying to rob him anymore. MONOCOINS: DEAD.

RUFIOH NITRAM SHSL WEEB it is a dante basco joke --- Rufioh did nothing wrong. Kayneth didn't know the kid that well, but his death still kind of rubbed him the wrong way. He can't blame him for snapping and murdering Wario, nor can he blame him for wanting to save... well... apparently himself and his friends. That was a pretty messed up way to learn the actual rules of the game. MONOCOINS: UNAMBIGUOUSLY DEAD

MONOBEAR HEADMASTER fuck this guy in particular --- Kayneth wants to torturemurder either this dude or whoever's behind him. He has never hated anyone so much. He's pretty sure he's not responsible for messing up his legs and breaking his finger at this point, but he doesn't care -- he's just dirty, lowborn, worthless trash and needs to die as painfully as possible.