The name Betty Crocker is more of a figure head. She isn't a real person, just a woman made up to be the name behind the brand, the ultimate baker, connoissuer of sweets and goodies. I am, however, the very real heiress to the company! Once I am eighteen, I get the keys to the car, so to speak, and can run things the way I see fit.

[Like being rid of gushers forever and sinking her batter spoon into all sorts of things.]