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"...well, I suppose it's about time I make one of these things...

Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Lord Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi. I am unable to answer at this time due to some other business I have to attend to, but state your purpose and I'll get back to you whenever I find the time."

[I'm cool with any sort of one-on-one stuff going on here so long as it starts with a voicemail! Obviously we'll need to plan if our characters are in the same area or not if we want to switch to action, but you know!]

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It's Bernie's call!

Why are you even-

Ugh, fine. You can go ahead and have a conversation with a dinosaur.

Thanks, I will. And I bet he'll be nicer to talk to than you, too.

[...he won't even dignify that with a response.

INSTEAD YOU JUST GET A DINOSAUR]

oh

hello!!

Hi, Bernie! Is your Lord Mel-Alloy guy still there or is it just you? 'Cause if he's still there you should tell him to go away.

no it is just me

i am sorry if he gave you trouble he is very serious.

It's okay, it wouldn't have even been a big deal if he hadn't been such a stubborn jerk about it.

Hey, so I have a question for you!

it is bleedin annoyin but you get used to it if youre his pokemon

he jsut does things and you kind of just smile and nod

if you can actually smile i mean pokemon faces dont always do human expressions well it can be kind of hard to get the point across

anyho what did you want?

That's what I do for a lot of people. But I'll help you practice smiling the next time I see you, okay? It's kind of hard to get it to look right if you're not used to it. And it makes people think you're creepy if you get it wrong.

The question was, do you like having eggs?

i dont know youre human though and you dont have big pointy teeth and your mouth works like a humans does??

though its nice to know even humans have trouble with things that are meant for humans you make things like spelling and punctuation look so easy

theyre kind of hard for me to get right even when i know where they go because i dont have many fingers and im not really sure why theyre there when you get the point across well enough without them unless they're things like question marks and exclamation points

oh right eggs! yes i do!!!

Sometimes stuff is just hard no matter who you are. You just have to keep trying, though, I guess.

Do you have lots of eggs?

huh well i suppose so

im sure ill figure it out just have to hide the teeth right? also cant you make little faces with the little punctuation things like

i dont know

c;

i think that looks kind of like a happy human winking doesnt it?

anyway not right now

though!! that might not last for long!!

Yeah there are a bunch of them like that.

C: is a big happy face
8D is like a really happy open-mouthed one
:C is like a super sad one and so is ;; I guess?

Really?? You're going to have babies soon? That's great!

yeah its pretty bleedin interesting if i say so myself

cant you make a beak face too?

like :>

but wait what is ;; there is no mouth? it looks kind of like crying eyes but where did the mouth go

i would be really chuffed if i had no mouth and i had to cry

babies??? maybe i dont know it depends on what my trainer wants

I like the beak face best! It looks most like you.

And I don't know, maybe it's like when you cry and you smush your mouth closed really hard so it's just a little line and not really even there too much anymore? It's weird though.

Oh, I mean eggs. Eggbabies. Is your trainer going to give them away, if you have them?

oh does it?? well i will try using it then

oh maybe thats what it is that makes sense

more sense than not having a mouth anyway

and probably! why

do you want one

Edited 2013-07-10 03:14 (UTC)

No!

Uh.

I mean. So it doesn't bother you? If your trainer gives away your eggs?

not really?? were kind of different from humans like that

i mean i cant speak for all pokemon but thats how i feel anyway

then again my case is special since my species is extinct in the wild so having the eggs spread around to different trainers is good in my opinion

Edited (I KEEP FORGETTING THE FONT) 2013-07-10 23:30 (UTC)

I never thought of it like that. I guess it would make you happy having more people who are like you around, huh, so then you could be friends with them and stuff.

[IT IS LIKE THE ANSWER TO ALL HER PROBLEMS.]

Hey, tell your trainer he needs to send me your address so I can ship you a package, okay?

exactly! and so there can be more period

a package? what kind of package

I hope there ends up being lots of them so you can have tons of friends, Bernie.

One for you! With surprises in it.

yes i agree! that would be very nice

oh! well i will definitely do that then

i like surprises!

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