VOICEMAIL

[enjoymyatelier]

"...well, I suppose it's about time I make one of these things...

Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Lord Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi. I am unable to answer at this time due to some other business I have to attend to, but state your purpose and I'll get back to you whenever I find the time."

[I'm cool with any sort of one-on-one stuff going on here so long as it starts with a voicemail! Obviously we'll need to plan if our characters are in the same area or not if we want to switch to action, but you know!]

Comments

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[nostabbing]

Yeah there are a bunch of them like that.

C: is a big happy face
8D is like a really happy open-mouthed one
:C is like a super sad one and so is ;; I guess?

Really?? You're going to have babies soon? That's great!

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[enjoymyatelier]

yeah its pretty bleedin interesting if i say so myself

cant you make a beak face too?

like :>

but wait what is ;; there is no mouth? it looks kind of like crying eyes but where did the mouth go

i would be really chuffed if i had no mouth and i had to cry

babies??? maybe i dont know it depends on what my trainer wants

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[nostabbing]

I like the beak face best! It looks most like you.

And I don't know, maybe it's like when you cry and you smush your mouth closed really hard so it's just a little line and not really even there too much anymore? It's weird though.

Oh, I mean eggs. Eggbabies. Is your trainer going to give them away, if you have them?

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[enjoymyatelier]

oh does it?? well i will try using it then

oh maybe thats what it is that makes sense

more sense than not having a mouth anyway

and probably! why

do you want one

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[nostabbing]

No!

Uh.

I mean. So it doesn't bother you? If your trainer gives away your eggs?

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[enjoymyatelier]

not really?? were kind of different from humans like that

i mean i cant speak for all pokemon but thats how i feel anyway

then again my case is special since my species is extinct in the wild so having the eggs spread around to different trainers is good in my opinion

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[nostabbing]

I never thought of it like that. I guess it would make you happy having more people who are like you around, huh, so then you could be friends with them and stuff.

[IT IS LIKE THE ANSWER TO ALL HER PROBLEMS.]

Hey, tell your trainer he needs to send me your address so I can ship you a package, okay?

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[enjoymyatelier]

exactly! and so there can be more period

a package? what kind of package

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[nostabbing]

I hope there ends up being lots of them so you can have tons of friends, Bernie.

One for you! With surprises in it.

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[enjoymyatelier]

yes i agree! that would be very nice

oh! well i will definitely do that then

i like surprises!