VOICEMAIL

[enjoymyatelier]

"...well, I suppose it's about time I make one of these things...

Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Lord Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi. I am unable to answer at this time due to some other business I have to attend to, but state your purpose and I'll get back to you whenever I find the time."

[I'm cool with any sort of one-on-one stuff going on here so long as it starts with a voicemail! Obviously we'll need to plan if our characters are in the same area or not if we want to switch to action, but you know!]

Comments

voicemail;

[nostabbing]

Hi, this is for Bernie, I just wanted to call and see if you'd gotten a spare Gear activated because your stupid trainer lost his first one.

[Click.]

[enjoymyatelier]

[NOPE SORRY

YOU'RE GETTING THE DOUCHEBAG]

Lost is a word for it, I suppose.

[nostabbing]

[THIS FUCKING GUY.]

I said it was for Bernie.

[enjoymyatelier]

Oh, I'm well aware of that.

Here's a helpful life lesson: if you absolutely must carry out some sort of long distance friendship with someone else's Pokemon, it would behoove you not to make enemies of that Pokemon's trainer, particularly if you have already been testing his patience.

[nostabbing]

Oh, shut up. I don't have to be nice to you just because you're Bernie's trainer, you entitled bag of wind.

[enjoymyatelier]

It's entitled for me to not appreciate you stealing my things? That's news to me.

[nostabbing]

It's entitled for you to think I have to care about you just because you're Bernie's food dispenser.

[enjoymyatelier]

I'm not the one expecting someone who they've stolen from to treat them as though they have done absolutely nothing wrong after they were barely tolerated in the first place.

[nostabbing]

And that's supposed to make me want to give you your thing back?

[enjoymyatelier]

If you ever want to speak to Bernini again, yes.

[nostabbing]

You can't hold him hostage!

[enjoymyatelier]

Hostage is a very harsh word for it. He's simply grounded for making extremely terrible choices in the sorts he associates with.