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[WELL IF IT ISN'T A NICE DAY IN ECRUTEAK CITY! The feed opens up to Kayneth bedecked in a fancy short-sleeved shirt and sitting in a lawnchair with a glass of champagne, a (finally) nice and well maintained lawn in view... though, there are some spots where it looks like grass and flowerbeds and whatnot have only been put in recently.

Funny, that!

Well, let's not dwell on Kayneth's gardening history for now, for he is, of course, going to talk at the camera, because of course he is.]

Well, it's certainly been an odd few weeks, hasn't it? Some things far more odd than others, of course, but that's simply par for the course here. Nevertheless, it does seem like the excitement has calmed down a bit, so I believe it's a perfect time for me to do some research.

I would, of course, ask you all for assistance in this, but it's not as though you'll go uncompensated for it.

[He gestures at the camera with his free hand, and it pans over to a fairly large pile of eggs, with a sign listing prices and species on it.]

I have quite a few Pokemon eggs on my hands, you see, and I'm quite interested in the results of my current breeding pairs. If you're willing to give me a brief report on the Pokemon you've bought once they hatch, then I'm willing to let you name your price --- to a certain extent, of course.

Furthermore, I have trained all these Pokemon, so if you'd like advice on what you might be dealing with, I'll be quite happy to provide you with the details.

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I might, sometime.

Thank you, sir. I'll take good care of it.

[ haha omg ]

Hahaha— fuck yeah, ghost type? I got double the floaty pokebros with me, and they're the dopest spooks I be gettin' to know.

[ his two haunters are probably ( creepily ) floating left and right behind him as he speaks, actually . . .

but when he sees that banette ahhh my godddd. his expression is . . . well, you can suppose it's amused? he probably doesn't even know what his own face is doing, but you know.

just going to stare this fucked up clown stare all like

what the fuck is that horrid creature and when the fuck can he have one ]

Shiiit— That motherfucker be hella tight, yo. [ gonna lean in now hello hope you like make up ]

I see you've finished your lawn renovations! The flowers are a lovely touch.

[Dist seems pleased for Kayneth. Seriously the birthday fiasco was very unfortunate. He's glad his friend is able to actually enjoy the yard now.]

I scanned your egg list, and I couldn't help but notice you have a supply of Litwick eggs. I've been interested in them ever since our previous conversation. I'll gladly give you another report if you'd like to sell me one.

[...science!!! indeed.]

[...but does he want to recommend this thing to this guy

...well, as long as he's transparent about it, he supposes]

It's a Ghost type Pokemon that seems to resemble a witch in a lot of senses, which is more apparent in its evolved form, Mismagius. Apparently, they commonly enjoy tormenting people and feeding off their fear, though mine is actually fairly well behaved for the most part.

[...or she's biding her time.]

Sounds like a huge pain in the ass.

...I'm interested.

Exactly, the Gyms are actually rather boring once you've gotten your Pokémon to a decent level.

That sounds fascinating. Did you find it easy to raise? Were there any odd personality quirks?

Well, that's still fine by me. The information is slightly more valuable... but I've got to eat, you know.

Ahh, usually I wouldn't, but since you have so many...

[and since you're a friend, and since this is for SCIENCE...]

...I guess I can buy one, if only to help you out. What're Frillish like?

Well, we could easily help each other out on that front. I'd be perfectly willing to trade you --- after all, if interest dries up on the PokeConnect, there's no shortage of natives who'll be interested if I pitch things right.

[he never thought he'd take an interest in showmanship, but here he is.]

...unless, of course, you're giving out that one because you have too much on your plate and not because you already have one, in which I admit, I have to sympathize.

Sitting on a nice lawn selling Pokemon must work up an appetite.

[...he did spend some money on grass seed and so he actually kind of needs the money and hopefully this person decides to pay full price because he doesn't need reports from him

what would they even be like

...that's... the only Shuppet...

...oh, no...]

They... certainly have a certain je ne sas quoi to them, don't they...? Anyway, you...

Yes. You can have it. Go ahead.

Exactly, which is the interesting thing about all this.

...of course, I'll be a bit jealous I didn't understand it myself, you know.

Don't mention it --- really, I'm just grateful for the help in the future.

[In that case, over she comes, offering him the egg with a smile.]

Here, then. It'll have a few egg moves, I think; I recall Tux did, himself, back when he first hatched.

[Her Empoleon is named Tux E. Doe. And no one was surprised.]

And as for your little brood — well, you mentioned a pitch, so consider me a willing audience. Maybe you'll convince me there's something I can't live without.

I certainly did! The... hurricane didn't help matters, but after enough disasters seem to happen you've got to consider how to come back stronger.

And yes, I presumed you would be! I was considering saving you one, but I had a suspicion you'd happen upon this before they were totally snatched up.

Well, don't say I didn't warn you.

[because he did.]

Will you be paying full price or giving me a report once it hatches?

...What, you actually want a report from me?

[THINK CAREFULLY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE KAYNETH]

I still intend to challenge them all, of course, but... well, there's something about getting to know the cities, isn't there? And traveling is such a hassle...

But in any case, Sigilyph... well, I don't know if this is common for the species and I hope you'll answer this for me, but... raising her wasn't difficult, but communication was. She could communicate telepathically like other Psychic Pokemon, but it was always very, very abstract compared to the other experiences I've had.

Hahaha— What?

[ french equals did you bite your tongue there bro ]

[ aHHH ]

Whoa, my brother— How'd you up and know I was gonna get my inquiries slammed for that?

[

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But— hey, thanks, motherfucker. We'll hatch that lil' dude like Wriggling Day.

[ 'go ahead'. well. okay. ]

. . . Where it at?

Perhaps it's not so much understanding.

Your Pokemon might have reasons for keeping their silence.

It's no problem. I'm glad I can help.

Well, I'm sure I can get them off my hands somehow, but the natives aren't nearly as reliable about reporting back information.

[and he wants some goshdarned information.]

Ah... Frillish are a bit deceptive looking, actually. They're charming-looking jellyfish Pokemon that come in pink and blue based on their sex... but they're Ghost/Water types that are known for drowning people, which isn't even surprising anymore.

Of course, like most Pokemon with unsavory reputations, mine is perfectly well behaved, so you should have no trouble with it.

Well, if you're going to end up making a nuisance of yourself then just pay the full price. I'm honestly curious enough about how that one turns out to chance it, though.

[nobody will die and that's fine.]

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if my Xatu just liked being unnecessarily cryptic at all times. Some individuals are just like that, I suppose.

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