[Well, there's some angry rich douchebag in New Bark Town messing with the Pokegear right now. It's pretty clear that he's having some trouble with it, but at least he hasn't broken the damn thing. He’s trying to keep some sort of calm façade, but… it’s not very effective.

…There’s also an amorphous blob in the background with a really vague expression, although it does look… kind of sad…]

Is this some sort of joke? If so, it certainly must have taken some skill to set up. I applaud your slavish attention to detail, but it really isn’t funny. I have somewhere I need to be, and it most certainly isn’t here. Nor is it my tenth birthday, for that matter.

Einzbern, if you're behind this, know this now—you will live to regret insulting Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi like this.