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Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald ([personal profile] enjoymyatelier) wrote2024-10-06 07:55 am
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If you have any business with Lord Kayneth El-Melloi, then leave a message and I'll address it whenever possible.
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oathshackledbird: Red (Red)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-02-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
The...other one?

[Kayneth, it might have been better not to mention that. Now he is curious...]

Soon you will wish things were more quiet, mark my words. For now, use the silence to think and plan. You will probably be glad that you did later.
enjoymyatelier: just imagine the crossed arms and this is von karma as balls (are you cross examining a parrot)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-02-15 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
.........never mind, then.

[DON'T YOU DARE, LANCER...]

Oh, I will, don't worry. It's been nice to have some down time, really, so it isn't even that unfortunate.
oathshackledbird: Sitting (Sitting)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-02-16 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Too late, Kayneth.]

It can't be that bad, can't it? Titles are usually given as rewards, after all.

[Oh, were they talking about something else? Diarmuid seems to have forgotten with his curiosity as high as it is.]
enjoymyatelier: cue the red exclamation point over kiritsugu's head (jiiiiiiii...)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-02-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's... really just a bit silly, honestly. Nothing worth being too concerned about...

[why this]
oathshackledbird: Blue Apple (Blue Apple)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-02-21 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

[Does he look convinced? He's not convinced...]

Which is exactly why you are so hesitant to tell me what it is...
enjoymyatelier: god damn it is hard to be polite here. (you are straining the limits of my class)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-02-22 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Apparently, my original title from back home got mangled a bit and seems to have more to do with fruit to the local populace than anything else...
oathshackledbird: Huh? (Huh?)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-02-23 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Fruit?

[Color him confused. Very confused.]

I don't think I follow...
enjoymyatelier: i am just done with this shit (ugh whatever)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-02-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
...

...

...

...El-Melloi sounds a bit like "melon," apparently.
oathshackledbird: Sitting (Sitting)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-02-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
It does? In what language?

[He's trying not to laugh. He's trying not to laugh...]

Don't tell me they are calling you something silly like Lord Melon...
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enjoymyatelier: god damn it is hard to be polite here. (you are straining the limits of my class)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-02-26 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
You're not too far from the mark. Just switch the words around, and there you go...
oathshackledbird: Nod (Nod)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-02-26 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Melon...lord?

[Diarmuid shakes his head. He doesn't really get it, but...]

I guess you are lucky they didn't decide to call you "Lemonhead Lord' or something similar instead. Lemonheads are apparently yellow lemon-shaped candy...
enjoymyatelier: how attractive. (NOT... ANGRY... AT ALL...)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-03-01 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
...people would absolutely die.
oathshackledbird: Calm (Calm)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-03-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoa...easy there, Kayneth. Breathe. Breathe.]

Is that really so much worse than Melonlord?

[Diarmuid, no. Stop poking the angry magus...]
enjoymyatelier: most of them don't end up with you face-down in a puddle of blood and mercury... (we all have our bad days.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-03-02 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
It absolutely is, and don't take this lightly.

[...he may or may not have heard this before.]
oathshackledbird: Profile (Profile)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-03-02 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Do NOT let Diarmuid know that. Things will only get worse.]

As you wish, Lord Marquis Melonlord...

[Delivered with an absolutely straight face. That helps, right?]
enjoymyatelier: god damn it is hard to be polite here. (you are straining the limits of my class)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-03-10 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
..,.do you have any business here, or are you just intent on reveling with my terrible new title?
oathshackledbird: White Knight (White Knight)

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[personal profile] oathshackledbird 2015-03-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[All right, all right. He gets the point.]

No, I have nothing else. I just needed to pass on that information about contacting Stiles. Good luck on your way to the Citadel.

[Diarmuid bows his head and then ends the call.]
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