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[enjoymyatelier]

If you have any business with Lord Kayneth El-Melloi, then leave a message and I'll address it whenever possible.

Comments

[Video]

[oathshackledbird]

It does? In what language?

[He's trying not to laugh. He's trying not to laugh...]

Don't tell me they are calling you something silly like Lord Melon...

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

You're not too far from the mark. Just switch the words around, and there you go...

[Video]

[oathshackledbird]

Melon...lord?

[Diarmuid shakes his head. He doesn't really get it, but...]

I guess you are lucky they didn't decide to call you "Lemonhead Lord' or something similar instead. Lemonheads are apparently yellow lemon-shaped candy...

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...people would absolutely die.

[Video]

[oathshackledbird]

[Whoa...easy there, Kayneth. Breathe. Breathe.]

Is that really so much worse than Melonlord?

[Diarmuid, no. Stop poking the angry magus...]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

It absolutely is, and don't take this lightly.

[...he may or may not have heard this before.]

Re: [Video]

[oathshackledbird]

[Do NOT let Diarmuid know that. Things will only get worse.]

As you wish, Lord Marquis Melonlord...

[Delivered with an absolutely straight face. That helps, right?]

[Video]

[enjoymyatelier]

..,.do you have any business here, or are you just intent on reveling with my terrible new title?

[Video]

[oathshackledbird]

[All right, all right. He gets the point.]

No, I have nothing else. I just needed to pass on that information about contacting Stiles. Good luck on your way to the Citadel.

[Diarmuid bows his head and then ends the call.]