Apparently some version of Paris exists, as well. ...honestly, I'm really hoping you don't have to experience it, because I imagine that would send you into some sort of nervous breakdown.

[...it's not said with any sort of sarcasm or judgement, mind. he understands. he knows.]

Granted, it's... really entirely possible that it just... happened independently, like some sort of deeply upsetting version of convergent evolution with more puns than anyone ever really wanted.