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[enjoymyatelier]

[you know what the network needs more of?

if you said anything other than 'smug douchebags' then you're wrong. as a bonus, this particular smug douchebag seems to have gotten himself a badge, which he seems to be examining skeptically.]

I must say, that was far less difficult than I expected it to be. Are all of the Gym Leaders so easily defeated? I will be sorely disappointed if I'm not forced to actually employ strategic thinking at least once.

[it was a bit rougher than it could have been, but that was only because Hypnosis kept failing to effect Falkner's Pokemon. his luck...]

Of course, I wouldn't bother posting to the network just to discuss my victory. [yes you would.] I would rather discuss the badges themselves-has anyone analyzed them to any extent? I've heard that they have several odd properties, which lead me to wonder if there was anything about their design that would warrant that.

Comments

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[enjoymyatelier]

That seems to be a depressingly common sentiment.

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[riastrad_ridire]

Hey, unless all eight are magically gonna float into an array that either shoots magic lasers or gets people home? I don't think anyone's gonna care to look closer.

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[enjoymyatelier]

And how is anyone going to know that they don't have more special properties if nobody looks closer to begin with?

[MAYBE IF ALL THE BADGES WERE BROUGHT TOGETHER, YOU COULD FUSE ZAPDOS, MOLTRES, AND ARTICUNO TOGETHER

EVER THINK OF THAT]

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[riastrad_ridire]

Ain't my job to be the smart guy.

[now you're just talkin' crazy]

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[enjoymyatelier]

I'm sure we're all grateful for that.

[kayneth you don't even know this person]

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[riastrad_ridire]

[you dick]

...You're the kind of guy that has no friends, huh?

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[enjoymyatelier]

I would appreciate it if you didn't make unfounded assumptions about my character.

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[riastrad_ridire]

So what you mean to say is 'yes'.

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[enjoymyatelier]

Stop putting words in my mouth.

[...he actually has more people resembling friends in Johto than he ever had back home, he just doesn't know or appreciate it..................]

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[riastrad_ridire]

Fine, smart guy, what's your name?

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[enjoymyatelier]

My name is Lord Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.

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[riastrad_ridire]

...Wow, it's like you really have 'pretentious ass' written on your forehead.

Call me Lancer.

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[enjoymyatelier]

[wow that is shocking enough for him to completely ignore that first part]

Lancer? You're a Servant, then.

[this is the first confirmed servant he's met okay cut him some slack]

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[riastrad_ridire]

Hm, shoulda guessed you'd be a magus. Takes a special kind of jackassery, I've noticed.

Yep, I'm a Servant. Or I was. Cu Chulainn, at your service.

...Except not really, because I don't think I like you that much.

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[enjoymyatelier]

[oh the guy with the blood geysers

...uh]

So I see.

[because how do you react to that when you've just been ragging on them]