Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
enjoymyatelier) wrote2012-07-18 08:23 pm
enjoymyatelier) wrote2012-07-18 08:23 pm
004 [VIDEO+ACTION FOR ROUTE 34]
I'm beginning to suspect this is all some sort of elaborate hallucination.
[The thought, while obviously coming from the man sitting half-submerged in the water and fishing on Route 34, is not directed at the camera. Is he even aware he's being filmed...? Anyway, it seems to be directed to the Xatu sitting next to him and staring off into the distance as Xatu are wont to do.
Really, the situation is even stranger given the fact that he seems to be wearing a hooded jacket in summer, though it should be noted that it's at least a kind of fashionable hooded jacket instead of some cheapo thing. Otherwise, we can presume that Kayneth would have spontaneously self-immolated from shame. It is kind of telling that you can't see his face, though... And... oh, did the Pokemon even respond?]
Yes, all of it. From the very beginning. How could it not be? From the omnipresent music to the... to the technicolor nonsensical magical beasts to the...
[...he trails off. Whoever (whatever?) is holding the camera moves closer, in a sort of 'you okay bro?' motion. Understandable, given that he doesn't sound good at all.]
This. -Don't you even start with that. Aren't you Pokemon supposed to be obedient? I will absolutely not hear anything about denial. It's the most reasonable explanation for all this.
...That has absolutely nothing to do with it at all. I took all necessary precautions when developing it. You're just proving my point, anyway, because how else would you know-
...
Why would you even think that was acceptable?!
[...after that outburst, he pretty obviously winces. There's a very concerned... giant... salamander... noise...? from behind the camera, which causes Kayneth to turn slightly and oh god are those facefins?]
...Salvador, put that down. You'll break it.
[The thought, while obviously coming from the man sitting half-submerged in the water and fishing on Route 34, is not directed at the camera. Is he even aware he's being filmed...? Anyway, it seems to be directed to the Xatu sitting next to him and staring off into the distance as Xatu are wont to do.
Really, the situation is even stranger given the fact that he seems to be wearing a hooded jacket in summer, though it should be noted that it's at least a kind of fashionable hooded jacket instead of some cheapo thing. Otherwise, we can presume that Kayneth would have spontaneously self-immolated from shame. It is kind of telling that you can't see his face, though... And... oh, did the Pokemon even respond?]
Yes, all of it. From the very beginning. How could it not be? From the omnipresent music to the... to the technicolor nonsensical magical beasts to the...
[...he trails off. Whoever (whatever?) is holding the camera moves closer, in a sort of 'you okay bro?' motion. Understandable, given that he doesn't sound good at all.]
This. -Don't you even start with that. Aren't you Pokemon supposed to be obedient? I will absolutely not hear anything about denial. It's the most reasonable explanation for all this.
...That has absolutely nothing to do with it at all. I took all necessary precautions when developing it. You're just proving my point, anyway, because how else would you know-
...
Why would you even think that was acceptable?!
[...after that outburst, he pretty obviously winces. There's a very concerned... giant... salamander... noise...? from behind the camera, which causes Kayneth to turn slightly and oh god are those facefins?]
...Salvador, put that down. You'll break it.
[video]
[Says one Lancer with three-toned hair as well as noticeable fangs and claws.]
Or don't, since there's no way this is some kinda mass hallucination. Not even a Reality Marble could pull shit like this for so long.
[Beat.]
Your face is a helluva mess, by the way. Just in case you didn't know.
[video]
[video]
Well aren't we just the little narcissist. You're not that important.
[video]
[video]
You're not more important than me.
[video]
[video] 1/2
Olldóiteán, the glitches, the soul-stealing bugs, and the few months I spent with my kid--I've been here a hell of a long time, and I've seen good and bad shit going down.
I'm gonna say this very clearly and use small words so you understand.
[video]
That wasn't a dream. And if you trivialize it like that again, I will find you and beat you to within an inch of your pathetic life before throwing you off every ledge I find.
Do I make myself clear?
[video]
[grumble mumble yeah the place he's not going to remember when he goes back isn't trivial grumble mumble]