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enjoymyatelier) wrote2012-07-18 08:23 pm
enjoymyatelier) wrote2012-07-18 08:23 pm
004 [VIDEO+ACTION FOR ROUTE 34]
I'm beginning to suspect this is all some sort of elaborate hallucination.
[The thought, while obviously coming from the man sitting half-submerged in the water and fishing on Route 34, is not directed at the camera. Is he even aware he's being filmed...? Anyway, it seems to be directed to the Xatu sitting next to him and staring off into the distance as Xatu are wont to do.
Really, the situation is even stranger given the fact that he seems to be wearing a hooded jacket in summer, though it should be noted that it's at least a kind of fashionable hooded jacket instead of some cheapo thing. Otherwise, we can presume that Kayneth would have spontaneously self-immolated from shame. It is kind of telling that you can't see his face, though... And... oh, did the Pokemon even respond?]
Yes, all of it. From the very beginning. How could it not be? From the omnipresent music to the... to the technicolor nonsensical magical beasts to the...
[...he trails off. Whoever (whatever?) is holding the camera moves closer, in a sort of 'you okay bro?' motion. Understandable, given that he doesn't sound good at all.]
This. -Don't you even start with that. Aren't you Pokemon supposed to be obedient? I will absolutely not hear anything about denial. It's the most reasonable explanation for all this.
...That has absolutely nothing to do with it at all. I took all necessary precautions when developing it. You're just proving my point, anyway, because how else would you know-
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Why would you even think that was acceptable?!
[...after that outburst, he pretty obviously winces. There's a very concerned... giant... salamander... noise...? from behind the camera, which causes Kayneth to turn slightly and oh god are those facefins?]
...Salvador, put that down. You'll break it.
[The thought, while obviously coming from the man sitting half-submerged in the water and fishing on Route 34, is not directed at the camera. Is he even aware he's being filmed...? Anyway, it seems to be directed to the Xatu sitting next to him and staring off into the distance as Xatu are wont to do.
Really, the situation is even stranger given the fact that he seems to be wearing a hooded jacket in summer, though it should be noted that it's at least a kind of fashionable hooded jacket instead of some cheapo thing. Otherwise, we can presume that Kayneth would have spontaneously self-immolated from shame. It is kind of telling that you can't see his face, though... And... oh, did the Pokemon even respond?]
Yes, all of it. From the very beginning. How could it not be? From the omnipresent music to the... to the technicolor nonsensical magical beasts to the...
[...he trails off. Whoever (whatever?) is holding the camera moves closer, in a sort of 'you okay bro?' motion. Understandable, given that he doesn't sound good at all.]
This. -Don't you even start with that. Aren't you Pokemon supposed to be obedient? I will absolutely not hear anything about denial. It's the most reasonable explanation for all this.
...That has absolutely nothing to do with it at all. I took all necessary precautions when developing it. You're just proving my point, anyway, because how else would you know-
...
Why would you even think that was acceptable?!
[...after that outburst, he pretty obviously winces. There's a very concerned... giant... salamander... noise...? from behind the camera, which causes Kayneth to turn slightly and oh god are those facefins?]
...Salvador, put that down. You'll break it.
[Video] IT IS LEGENDARY
[Video] EVERYTHING FICTIONAL ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN AUS GAIZ
Also, he wouldn't necessarily have had to go there. Merely seeing it might have been sufficient. In fact, that's arguably more likely. A quick glance into a phenomenon like that could spark anyone's creativity, particularly if the person in question were inclined to that sort of thing already. And it would explain any discrepencies between the fictional account and the actual person as well.
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[goddddd he is too sick to be arguing this shit]
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[...if he makes some kind of discovery here it will be his stupidest accomplishment yet...]
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There has to be a logical explanation for this. No matter how unconventional the logic in question might be.
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If there is a logical explanation, I'm sure it will present itself to me.
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I'm not so certain. Sometimes the rationale behind things like this needs to be searched out. Of course, whether or not you want to bother looking for it probably depends on just how much this bothers you.
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[i mean king arthur is a girl or something wait why is he starting to consider this]
That's what I meant. It will present itself to me after I search it out. Of course.
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Just so long as you don't give up on finding an answer. You have one of the most intelligent minds I've encountered here in Johto, and wasting that by writing this whole place off as a delusion would be just... sad.
[Twilight, don't go stroking his ego.]
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MAYBE IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT TO KEEP PURSUING THIS...?]
...It's still a hypothesis-though it is, of course, simply that.