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Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald ([personal profile] enjoymyatelier) wrote2014-04-13 05:04 pm

14 [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ECRUTEAK] BACKDATED TO THE 11TH

[It's both Kayneth's birthday and anniversary today, and what a lucky boy he is for that! Really, though, he wasn't particularly looking forward to it. It... gave him too much to think about that he didn't necessarily want to be thinking about. He had been here for two years.

Two years, and he wasn't any closer to finding a way to ensure that he could make sure everything went right back home. In fact, given everything that he'd experienced, he honestly felt further away from that goal than ever. There were just too many questions --- about this world, about Pokemon... about his future, about himself, and it seemed as though they simply kept multiplying to an exponential extent the longer he spent in this world.

It was difficult, for someone who had barely questioned anything before, and he had every intention of throwing up something vaguely philosophical and tinged with melancholy onto the network today, after he'd had some time to collect his thoughts.

...nevertheless, like all well laid plans, that idea was completely shattered the moment he walked outside to get a breath of fresh air.]


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[The video reveals... someone's yard? Which has... seen better days, really. There are, curiously enough, very shallow holes dug all around the house --- and the camera moves to show exactly what the extent of the damage is.

Someone was very determined about destroying this guy's lawn, that's for sure.

...of course, after a pan over the holes, there is a very angry voice that can be rather positively identified as Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.]


I'm quite certain I know who did this, but all the same --- I expect you to own up to this.

What made you think this was acceptable in any reality?
lullabytes: official game sprite (CLUE ► found it myself)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-04-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It makes sense to me...if you want certain villagers, you have to eject other ones. Maybe they already have too many grumpy types, so they don't want you to stay? Or are you the snooty type...
lullabytes: official art (Default)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-04-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Regulate what? It's pretty easy...I mean, if someone ruins something where I wanted some other thing to go, like an orchard, I would try to kick them out as well.

[ have you never played animal cross kayneth geeze ]
nostabbing: (SAFE ⚡ don't make me come down there)

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[personal profile] nostabbing 2014-04-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
It was an accident!
majorcrotchgrab: **paid comission. do not take** (✬ deep in thought?)

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[personal profile] majorcrotchgrab 2014-04-17 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What caused it...?
friendyousohard: (My hair static requires further study)

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[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-04-18 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
By Celestia's mane... [Twilight is actually rather offended on Kayneth's behalf for this because seriously. SRSLY.]

The only think I can think to say here is why?
friendyousohard: (That is NOT scientifically accurate.)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-04-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
This is Pinkie Pie level randomness, but with an almost malevolent bent.

[Well she just mildly frightened herself.]

I can guess the person behind this obviously has a grudge against you, but this way of expressing it is just deranged. It's like they thought they were going to find buried treasure in your backyard or something.

You mentioned a silver lining though?
nostabbing: (FOLDED ⚡ a stern letter of reproach)

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[personal profile] nostabbing 2014-04-19 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I want your stupid Gear anyway? I have my own!
solas_ion: (Default)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2014-04-20 12:34 am (UTC)(link)


Hey, ain't down to me to figure out what an angry Sandslash wants to fuck up or not. But if that isn't it, the hell is out to get you?
solas_ion: (Default)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2014-04-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)


You're attracting a difficult woman? Perish the thought.
lullabytes: official art (- oh my! gasp!)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-04-20 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Have you tried hitting "her" with a butterfly net?

[ Kayneth no ]
lullabytes: official art (= well that sounds about right...)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-04-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You should also give her gifts she doesn't like and dig holes around her house.

[ nanami stop you are the source of all this nonsense ]
captainash: (neutral)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-04-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
True. Got any Pokémon whose quality of life will be greatly affected by this? That might get them moving faster than any trouble this causes you.

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