Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald (
enjoymyatelier) wrote2014-04-13 05:04 pm
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14 [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ECRUTEAK] BACKDATED TO THE 11TH
[It's both Kayneth's birthday and anniversary today, and what a lucky boy he is for that! Really, though, he wasn't particularly looking forward to it. It... gave him too much to think about that he didn't necessarily want to be thinking about. He had been here for two years.
Two years, and he wasn't any closer to finding a way to ensure that he could make sure everything went right back home. In fact, given everything that he'd experienced, he honestly felt further away from that goal than ever. There were just too many questions --- about this world, about Pokemon... about his future, about himself, and it seemed as though they simply kept multiplying to an exponential extent the longer he spent in this world.
It was difficult, for someone who had barely questioned anything before, and he had every intention of throwing up something vaguely philosophical and tinged with melancholy onto the network today, after he'd had some time to collect his thoughts.
...nevertheless, like all well laid plans, that idea was completely shattered the moment he walked outside to get a breath of fresh air.]
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[The video reveals... someone's yard? Which has... seen better days, really. There are, curiously enough, very shallow holes dug all around the house --- and the camera moves to show exactly what the extent of the damage is.
Someone was very determined about destroying this guy's lawn, that's for sure.
...of course, after a pan over the holes, there is a very angry voice that can be rather positively identified as Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.]
I'm quite certain I know who did this, but all the same --- I expect you to own up to this.
What made you think this was acceptable in any reality?
Two years, and he wasn't any closer to finding a way to ensure that he could make sure everything went right back home. In fact, given everything that he'd experienced, he honestly felt further away from that goal than ever. There were just too many questions --- about this world, about Pokemon... about his future, about himself, and it seemed as though they simply kept multiplying to an exponential extent the longer he spent in this world.
It was difficult, for someone who had barely questioned anything before, and he had every intention of throwing up something vaguely philosophical and tinged with melancholy onto the network today, after he'd had some time to collect his thoughts.
...nevertheless, like all well laid plans, that idea was completely shattered the moment he walked outside to get a breath of fresh air.]
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[The video reveals... someone's yard? Which has... seen better days, really. There are, curiously enough, very shallow holes dug all around the house --- and the camera moves to show exactly what the extent of the damage is.
Someone was very determined about destroying this guy's lawn, that's for sure.
...of course, after a pan over the holes, there is a very angry voice that can be rather positively identified as Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.]
I'm quite certain I know who did this, but all the same --- I expect you to own up to this.
What made you think this was acceptable in any reality?
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Mm, it's acceptable in some, though, you know? Someone may want you to move out of their town...or perhaps they're lowering your heart rating. You must not be a desirable end route...
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...what are you even talking about?
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[ i'm sorry did you expect sense? ]
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I don't know how you can just say that without a hint of remorse.
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Moles don't leave behind evidence.
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This is admittedly not quite what Ash expected to hear or see on his way to the grocery store.]
...Extremely localized Sandshrew infestation? Or was someone looking for a buried chest of gold around here?
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wow he had no idea Ash was in town
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...honestly, it's far more likely it was somebody being beyond obnoxious.
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Also, Aradia's birthday a while back.]
That's not being beyond obnoxious, that's trespassing and deliberately causing property damage. It's got to be worth a few weeks of community service at least.
[He crouches to look at one of the holes more closely.]
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...don't ask me why, aside from the fact that we have a deep mutual dislike of each other.
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...and you know what, he doesn't feel like explaining The Parker Saga any more than he has to so
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I feel like they'd look like they had more competence and effort put into them, were that the case.
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Mob of Sandslash with a vendetta, maybe?
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[video] who's slow, nao's slow that's who
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[Um. Wow. He's actually kind of speechless here.]
You suspect someone is behind this and not a Pokemon? And on your birthday, of all days...you have my condolences, Kayneth.
[srsly that's gotta be up there on the "worst birthday presents ever" list.]
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She ought to consider herself lucky this world doesn't play by usual rules, and I certainly mean that.
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[It might not be as satisfying as destroying her with magic, but it's something...]
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The only think I can think to say here is why?
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There is something of a silver lining, at the very least, but I'm not sure how much of one it is.
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[Well she just mildly frightened herself.]
I can guess the person behind this obviously has a grudge against you, but this way of expressing it is just deranged. It's like they thought they were going to find buried treasure in your backyard or something.
You mentioned a silver lining though?
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