enjoymyatelier | 14 [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ECRUTEAK] BACKDATED TO THE 11TH

[It's both Kayneth's birthday and anniversary today, and what a lucky boy he is for that! Really, though, he wasn't particularly looking forward to it. It... gave him too much to think about that he didn't necessarily want to be thinking about. He had been here for two years.

Two years, and he wasn't any closer to finding a way to ensure that he could make sure everything went right back home. In fact, given everything that he'd experienced, he honestly felt further away from that goal than ever. There were just too many questions --- about this world, about Pokemon... about his future, about himself, and it seemed as though they simply kept multiplying to an exponential extent the longer he spent in this world.

It was difficult, for someone who had barely questioned anything before, and he had every intention of throwing up something vaguely philosophical and tinged with melancholy onto the network today, after he'd had some time to collect his thoughts.

...nevertheless, like all well laid plans, that idea was completely shattered the moment he walked outside to get a breath of fresh air.]

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[The video reveals... someone's yard? Which has... seen better days, really. There are, curiously enough, very shallow holes dug all around the house --- and the camera moves to show exactly what the extent of the damage is.

Someone was very determined about destroying this guy's lawn, that's for sure.

...of course, after a pan over the holes, there is a very angry voice that can be rather positively identified as Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.]

I'm quite certain I know who did this, but all the same --- I expect you to own up to this.

What made you think this was acceptable in any reality?

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Surely you can get back at her anyway, can't you? I know that the police force is on the bumbling side in this world [PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HAHA...], but they must be able to handle a crime like this. Especially if you know the culprit!

[It might not be as satisfying as destroying her with magic, but it's something...]

I'll... consider it. They don't inspire enough confidence for me to feel like it would actually do any good.

...

[He does crack a bitter smile after thinking a bit.]

Well, perhaps it would be best to find out just how unfortunate our local law enforcement is, wouldn't it?

Mmm...I can't argue with your opinion. They have proven themselves to be incompetent many times in the span of time I've been here. If you do decide to enlist their aid, here's hoping they're not too unfortunate.

[...okay this discussion is getting sad, let's focus on something positive!!]

Aside from ah...that, have you been enjoying your birthday? I sent you a little something; I do hope it arrived in time.

[He really ought to just catch a Flying type to use for deliveries instead of relying on carrier Pidgeys, he thinks to himself.

The gift in question is a pocket watch with a fancy exterior with an interior painting depiction of the Snivy line. Dist has a feeling Kayneth likes these Pokemon. Juuuust a hunch.]

Honesty, with my luck, I'd have more success tracking her down myself... and then they'd arrest me, of course.

[...yeah

yeah let's]

Anyway, yes, let's stop talking about that because it's giving me a headache. And yes, I actually did! I deeply appreciate it, truly --- the craftsmanship is remarkable.

[and yes.

he fuckin loves the snivy line.]

Good, good! I'm glad you like it. Sadly I cannot take credit for the creation of it- I have to give it to a clockmaker here in Goldenrod. I found his shop tucked in one of the side streets. A hidden gem, that shop.

[He's still going to feel smug for being a good present selector though!!]

Are you planning on treating yourself to anything exciting tonight?

Really, now? I didn't think clockmaking was quite your forte, but it's always surprising to see just what sort of hidden talent you can find if you really look.

[you are such a good gift-giver dist]

Well, certain events have effectively made my decision for me --- I am going to be having a very stiff drink.

Alas, while I am mechanically-minded, I haven't had much of an opportunity to work with clocks. Aside from the ones I installed into my robots, anyway. But it's been a while since I've done that. [Okay Dist you can stop rambling about yourself now.] But yes! Goldenrod is quite the magnet for niche businesses. If trifles like fortune telling can thrive here, anything can.

[Thank you! He tries!]

I can't say I blame you. Ecruteak's drinks are quite nice though- I tried a couple when I visited in March.

In fairness, it's a rare person who can truly master all elements of a discipline rather than focusing on some. Personally, I'd find robots and the like a bit more practical than clockwork, especially if they have a nice aesthetic to them.

...and fortune telling? Really?

Oh, yes, they certainly are. I like that it's not terribly difficult to find traditional spirits, for one.

[Dist knows of such a person but we don't talk about that jerk. 8T]

Indeed, I would say that creating robots may be even more niche than creating clocks so I don't feel particularly terrible about being more skilled in that field. And of course, you know how important aesthetics are to me.

[Gotta stay fab.]

Yes, unfortunately. [He sighs.] Fortune tellers seem to be popping up everywhere around here. Honestly, of all the things to waste your time and money on...but many poor fools buy into that nonsense.

[It reminds him too much of the Score, and he's rarely one to bind himself to what others say is best for him.]

Exactly --- and I'd suspect that that particular field has a great deal of internal diversity to begin with, so it can't truly be said that you're limiting yourself at all.

Worst of all, the vast majority of them seem to be scammers making a mockery of real magical skill.

You suspect correctly. Different robots serve different purposes. I like to dabble in a bit of it all to keep my services in high demand.

Ah, you definitely have that right. Though now you have me curious...how often is your brand of magic used in dealing with the future?

I see... well, I can't blame you for that. I'm sure it would get boring quickly if you overspecialized in that field, as well. There's only so much work you can put into one thing before it gets dull.

Hm... well, prophecy is more of a lost art than anything, I'm afraid. I wouldn't be surprised if there are some people gifted with it out there, but that sort of thing tends to be outside the realm of what modern magic can accomplish.

Hmm...I never thought of it that way myself. No two robots are alike, in my opinion. Unless you're uncreative, then I could see it turning out that way.

[Why make normal robots when you can put flowers and helicopters on them??]

I see. It is similar to my world, then. No one can predict the future per se, but specialized individuals can read predictions left behind by a prophet of old. I don't see much fun in it myself. Too many people allow themselves to be bound by what their readings say.

I'd always gotten the impression that they were mass produced that way --- though, obviously you'd give them their own individual flair, given that you're an artisan and not a cog in the industrial machine.

No, I certainly understand that. Admittedly, the prophecies of old in my world had an unfortunate tendency to come true whether you liked it or not... though, I admit, I have to wonder how much of that is simply exaggerated for the sake of a good story.

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