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Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald ([personal profile] enjoymyatelier) wrote2014-04-13 05:04 pm

14 [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ECRUTEAK] BACKDATED TO THE 11TH

[It's both Kayneth's birthday and anniversary today, and what a lucky boy he is for that! Really, though, he wasn't particularly looking forward to it. It... gave him too much to think about that he didn't necessarily want to be thinking about. He had been here for two years.

Two years, and he wasn't any closer to finding a way to ensure that he could make sure everything went right back home. In fact, given everything that he'd experienced, he honestly felt further away from that goal than ever. There were just too many questions --- about this world, about Pokemon... about his future, about himself, and it seemed as though they simply kept multiplying to an exponential extent the longer he spent in this world.

It was difficult, for someone who had barely questioned anything before, and he had every intention of throwing up something vaguely philosophical and tinged with melancholy onto the network today, after he'd had some time to collect his thoughts.

...nevertheless, like all well laid plans, that idea was completely shattered the moment he walked outside to get a breath of fresh air.]


VIDEO;

[The video reveals... someone's yard? Which has... seen better days, really. There are, curiously enough, very shallow holes dug all around the house --- and the camera moves to show exactly what the extent of the damage is.

Someone was very determined about destroying this guy's lawn, that's for sure.

...of course, after a pan over the holes, there is a very angry voice that can be rather positively identified as Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi.]


I'm quite certain I know who did this, but all the same --- I expect you to own up to this.

What made you think this was acceptable in any reality?
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-06 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If the store owners judge you for that, I'm sure a quick look at your yard will earn their sympathy. Maybe even a discount, at this point.
captainash: (smiling)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-10 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Even if they don't go as far as to offer a discount, they might know what to say to get the officers moving. That'd be nearly as useful.
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-12 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If the situation can give you any advantage at all, it would be a shame to waste it, right?
captainash: (thinking)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-18 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...Think they know a single appropriate song without Pokémon names in it? Or references to Pokémon-related objects?

[Because he's really not sure about that.]
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-18 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That one's easy. 'Happiny birthday to you, Happiny birthday to you...'

[He's not quite singing it, but it's a close thing.]
captainash: (thinking)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-19 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Let's not unnecessarily encourage anyone's... boundless creativity. It would just make everything more painful to our ears in the long run.
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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-22 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'll do my very best to pretend there's no such thing as a birthday today.

[Especially since the birthday pastries can just as easily be sympathy pastries.]
captainash: (smiling)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-27 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sure! So, where is that pastry shop, anyway? I don't think I've found it yet.
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[personal profile] captainash 2014-05-29 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering the nature of the flaw you mentioned, I'll almost be disappointed if they offer anything less than the best pastries in the world.
captainash: (happy)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-06-02 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make that too visible. They might decide to sing twice as loud as usual in retribution, next time.
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[personal profile] captainash 2014-06-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they won't be hearing it from me, that'S for certain. I'm not that cruel.