Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
enjoymyatelier) wrote2014-08-22 09:44 pm
enjoymyatelier) wrote2014-08-22 09:44 pm
15 [VIDEO/ACTION FOR ECRUTEAK]
[WELL IF IT ISN'T A NICE DAY IN ECRUTEAK CITY! The feed opens up to Kayneth bedecked in a fancy short-sleeved shirt and sitting in a lawnchair with a glass of champagne, a (finally) nice and well maintained lawn in view... though, there are some spots where it looks like grass and flowerbeds and whatnot have only been put in recently.
Funny, that!
Well, let's not dwell on Kayneth's gardening history for now, for he is, of course, going to talk at the camera, because of course he is.]
Well, it's certainly been an odd few weeks, hasn't it? Some things far more odd than others, of course, but that's simply par for the course here. Nevertheless, it does seem like the excitement has calmed down a bit, so I believe it's a perfect time for me to do some research.
I would, of course, ask you all for assistance in this, but it's not as though you'll go uncompensated for it.
[He gestures at the camera with his free hand, and it pans over to a fairly large pile of eggs, with a sign listing prices and species on it.]
I have quite a few Pokemon eggs on my hands, you see, and I'm quite interested in the results of my current breeding pairs. If you're willing to give me a brief report on the Pokemon you've bought once they hatch, then I'm willing to let you name your price --- to a certain extent, of course.
Furthermore, I have trained all these Pokemon, so if you'd like advice on what you might be dealing with, I'll be quite happy to provide you with the details.
Funny, that!
Well, let's not dwell on Kayneth's gardening history for now, for he is, of course, going to talk at the camera, because of course he is.]
Well, it's certainly been an odd few weeks, hasn't it? Some things far more odd than others, of course, but that's simply par for the course here. Nevertheless, it does seem like the excitement has calmed down a bit, so I believe it's a perfect time for me to do some research.
I would, of course, ask you all for assistance in this, but it's not as though you'll go uncompensated for it.
[He gestures at the camera with his free hand, and it pans over to a fairly large pile of eggs, with a sign listing prices and species on it.]
I have quite a few Pokemon eggs on my hands, you see, and I'm quite interested in the results of my current breeding pairs. If you're willing to give me a brief report on the Pokemon you've bought once they hatch, then I'm willing to let you name your price --- to a certain extent, of course.
Furthermore, I have trained all these Pokemon, so if you'd like advice on what you might be dealing with, I'll be quite happy to provide you with the details.
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and all these ominous sounding pokebros . . . ! ]
Motherfuck— Aight, lemme just . . .
[ put his thoughts in place and see what he's going to ask, since he has a lot more than a few interrogation poles! despite that taking a lot longer than it should ( for a good few minutes, he's pretty much just staring aimlessly at air, eyes half-lid and a finger pressed against his painted face as he continues to zone out, then finally— ]
What's a Shuppet?
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does he want to bother engaging
...perhaps this won't be quite as bad as he thinks it will... deep breath and just... explain the pokemon...]
That would be a Ghost-type Pokemon, and it should have some interesting moves to it. I unfortunately don't have an unevolved one on me, but...
[He'll beckon his Banette over, in all its creepy doll glory!]
This is its evolved form, Banette. Shuppet is a little more simplistic looking, but it's not too difficult to raise, especially with the extra moves you'll likely be getting.
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Hahaha— fuck yeah, ghost type? I got double the floaty pokebros with me, and they're the dopest spooks I be gettin' to know.
[ his two haunters are probably ( creepily ) floating left and right behind him as he speaks, actually . . .
but when he sees that banette ahhh my godddd. his expression is . . . well, you can suppose it's amused? he probably doesn't even know what his own face is doing, but you know.
just going to stare this fucked up clown stare all like
what the fuck is that horrid creature and when the fuck can he have one ]
Shiiit— That motherfucker be hella tight, yo. [ gonna lean in now hello hope you like make up ]
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what would they even be like
...that's... the only Shuppet...
...oh, no...]
They... certainly have a certain je ne sas quoi to them, don't they...? Anyway, you...
Yes. You can have it. Go ahead.
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[ french equals did you bite your tongue there bro ]
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Whoa, my brother— How'd you up and know I was gonna get my inquiries slammed for that?
But— hey, thanks, motherfucker. We'll hatch that lil' dude like Wriggling Day.
[ 'go ahead'. well. okay. ]
. . . Where it at?
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[oh, fuck, did he actually seem friendly
he can bristle when the transaction is finished
...did Aradia mention Wriggling Day at one point? Maybe he should ask her to figure out some way to AVOID AVOID AVOID.]
...ah, well, I can send it to you through the PCs. That's a thing that can be done.
[...]
Of course, you can pay for it the same way.
[...it's the only shuppet...]
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[...
it's... the only Shuppet...]
...but... if you report back on it later...
[he needs to know those moves...]
...meaning after it hatches, I'll part with it for P750.
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ever
mean time anything is good for gamzee ]
Church, dude.
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[i am from the early nineties and what is ---]
...you know what, never mind.
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Well, I'll let you be on your way, then.
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[ click! it might happen a bit later, since gamzee's memory is a hassle, but sooner or later, the money is sent to kayneth! ]
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...what has his life become...]