enjoymyatelier | 004 [VIDEO+ACTION FOR ROUTE 34]

I'm beginning to suspect this is all some sort of elaborate hallucination.

[The thought, while obviously coming from the man sitting half-submerged in the water and fishing on Route 34, is not directed at the camera. Is he even aware he's being filmed...? Anyway, it seems to be directed to the Xatu sitting next to him and staring off into the distance as Xatu are wont to do.

Really, the situation is even stranger given the fact that he seems to be wearing a hooded jacket in summer, though it should be noted that it's at least a kind of fashionable hooded jacket instead of some cheapo thing. Otherwise, we can presume that Kayneth would have spontaneously self-immolated from shame. It is kind of telling that you can't see his face, though... And... oh, did the Pokemon even respond?]

Yes, all of it. From the very beginning. How could it not be? From the omnipresent music to the... to the technicolor nonsensical magical beasts to the...

[...he trails off. Whoever (whatever?) is holding the camera moves closer, in a sort of 'you okay bro?' motion. Understandable, given that he doesn't sound good at all.]

This. -Don't you even start with that. Aren't you Pokemon supposed to be obedient? I will absolutely not hear anything about denial. It's the most reasonable explanation for all this.

...That has absolutely nothing to do with it at all. I took all necessary precautions when developing it. You're just proving my point, anyway, because how else would you know-

...

Why would you even think that was acceptable?!

[...after that outburst, he pretty obviously winces. There's a very concerned... giant... salamander... noise...? from behind the camera, which causes Kayneth to turn slightly and oh god are those facefins?]

...Salvador, put that down. You'll break it.

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[...there's a moment before the reply in which Kayneth gives his Quagsire the most intense stink-eye you can imagine

and then]

What evidence can you provide that would disprove it?

Well like, there's a lot of people who're all here, right? If it was a hallucination, it'd be pretty unlikely that everybody was seein' the same exact thing.

That means nothing if you're all figments of my own imagination.

[oh

oh you did not just imply that]

I ain't a figment of someone else's imagination, dude. I'm my own person, and you can't take that away from me!

You're not going to make me repeat myself, are you?

Repeat it all you like, you ain't right.

Evidence. That was what I was going to repeat. Where is it?

[...at least he's just being kind of deliriously stubborn, Kurow, don't take it too personally...]

Get your Xatu to peck you or something. If it hurts, you ain't hallucinating.

[Sorry about the moonkid, it's just that this is kind of hitting one of his two negative pings...]

[ahahaha no he deserves it]

...That doesn't make much sense, given that the pain could be all in my head anyway.

Nuh uh! It's pretty easy to tell when that kind of pain is real and when it isn't.

Is it? Well, you heard him, Velasquez.

[...the Xatu just gives him kind of a harrowing look...]

...Wait, dude, seriously, you're really that serious about thinkin' you're hallucinating?

I have to be sure about this, don't I?

...Well, not that I'm really cool with hurtin' yourself on purpose like that, but I ain't gonna stop you.

[since he's still not happy, and all]

Well, Velasquez? Are you going to do it?

[...yeah, okay, he does it

HAVE A REALLY UNDIGNIFIED NOSE HERE, KUROW]

[You get a wince from the moonkid, but aside from that, he's not completely convinced you don't deserve it, so.]

...I suppose that felt relatively convincing.

Told you, dude. You're not hallucinating, and I ain't just some figment of your imagination.

...It wouldn't be a normal hallucination, anyway.

[...BUT HE CAN'T ACCEPT THAT THESE FUCKING FACEFINS ARE REAL...]

[Kurow knows a mermaid. That argument is invalid.]

You still can't just accept it?

Perhaps all of this would be easier to accept if I hadn't spoken to a fictional character the other day.

Stories turn out to be true all the time. It ain't that big a deal.

[says the kid who comes from a world centered around Japanese myths]

[well he is talking to a dude from a world where wizards summon legendary figures to fight for them like Pokemon]

That is true, but there's a rather obvious difference between legends of old and cartoons about mice.

How do you know?

Because there's documented evidence of who created the latter story and the creative process behind it. Legends, of course, go so far back in history that there's no evidence as to whether it's just a story or not.

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